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Hawkeye gets incensed when he learns Sgt. Baker has purchased a 17-year-old girl from her family to be his "Moose," or personal slave. Baker has taught Young Hi to do his laundry, cooking, sewing and boot polishing. Hawkeye complains to Col. Blake, but he can't help because Baker's own C.O. has a Moose of his own. Every attempt of Hawkeye's to separate Baker and Young Hi falls. Then, Hawkeye hits upon "Operation Poker." Hawkeye sits across a poker table from Baker, while Radar, hidden in a nearby tent with telescope, reads Baker's cards and relays them via a transmitter to a tiny receiver hidden in Hawkeye's ear. After Radar gets his telescope trained on the game instead of the nurses, Hawkeye cleans up and swaps Baker's I.O.U. for Young Hi. At first she thinks she has new owners and cleans up the Swamp to the point where it's unrecognizable. While Hawkeye tries to find her family, Young Hi works in the medical tent and learns English. Her brother arrives and learns of her new skills — happy that she has become more valuable to him than before. He takes her back to sell her to someone else. Young Hi, however, has learned about the value of freedom because she tells her brother to get lost.

Hawkeye Pierce Alan Alda

Trapper John Wayne Rogers

Henry Blake McLean Stevenson

Hot Lips Loretta Swit

Frank Burns Larry Linville

Radar Gary Burghoff

Father Mulcahy William Christopher

Spearchucker Timothy Brown

Ho-Jon Patrick Adiarte

Ugly John John Orchard

Sgt. Baker Paul Jenkins

Leslie Scorch Linda Meiklejohn

Young-Hi Virginia Lee

Producer Gene Reynolds

Executive Story Consultant Larry Gelbart

Associate Producer Burt Metcalfe

Director Hy Averback