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Hawkeye and Trapper have been in surgery for so long they don't know what day it is. When they finally return to the Swamp, they find that their still has dried out. They ask Henry for R & R. but he's preoccupied with going to Seoul for his own R & R. Hawkeye knows that with Blake gone Frank will be in charge and will be unwilling to grant their wish. So, Hawkeye goes nuts. A dog is found in a patient's bed. Hawkeye refuses to go out with Nurse Cutler and later enters the mess tent with what he says is a P.O.W.'s liver on his plate. When Frank touches the plate, Hawkeye chokes him. Frank takes up the problem with Hot Lips who calls Dr. Sherman, a psychiatrist. Hawkeye, sure his ruse has worked, is disappointed to learn he has to see Sherman. He deliberately messes up Sherman's test. Blake returns and he is convinced that Hawkeye is sick. Hot Lips and Frank agree. Radar is called to the rescue. He convinces Sherman that Hot Lips is mad for him and soon Sherman is found in the arms of a struggling head nurse. Blake is shocked. He tells Sherman that he isn't fit to pass judgment on Hawkeye and sends him packing. Hawkeye and Trapper are ready for some R & R when choppers come with more wounded.

Hawkeye Pierce Alan Alda

Trapper John Wayne Rogers

Henry Blake McLean Stevenson

Hot Lips Loretta Swit

Frank Burns Larry Linville

Radar Gary Burghoff

Father Mulcahy William Christopher

Capt. Sherman Stuart Margolin

Nurse Cutler Marcia Strassman

Producer Gene Reynolds

Executive Story Consultant Larry Gelbart

Associate Producer Burt Metcalfe

Director Bruce Bilson