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Captain Casey, a new surgeon, arrives and proves that he is very skilled. Meanwhile, Hawkeye reflects on what zombies the war has turned them into, and this leads to a bet with Trapper. Hawkeye wagers that no one would notice if he were to walk around naked. Hawkeye walks into the Officer's Mess naked and nobody does notice, until a G.I. drops his lunch tray. Hawkeye loses. Hot Lips cools to Frank and this puts him in a sorry state: drinking, singing at three in the morning and moaning. Hawkeye can't stand Frank and wants to get him back together with Hot Lips. He makes a fine enemy but who wants him for a friend? They send Hot Lips flowers with an impassioned note from Frank and she takes him back. Meanwhile Radar learns that the Provost Marshall's office is after Casey. Hawkeye tells Casey he's wanted and Casey sighs; it's happened before. He's been a teacher, a lawyer and an engineer, but he just never bothered to get his credentials. Hawkeye tells him to get them because he's a good surgeon. Later that night as Casey is ready to leave, Mulcahy comes to get Hawkeye. When Hawkeye joins Casey he sees that the impersonator has a priest's insignia on his lapel. "Goodbye, my son," Casey says in saintly tones and leaves.

Hawkeye Pierce Alan Alda

Trapper John Wayne Rogers

Henry Blake McLean Stevenson

Hot Lips Loretta Swit

Frank Burns Larry Linville

Radar Gary Burghoff

Father Mulcahy William Christopher

Ginger Odessa Cleveland

Klinger Jamie Farr

Captain Casey Alex Henteloff

Nurse 1 Laura Miller

Nurse 2 Gail Bowman

Producer Gene Reynolds

Executive Story Consultant Larry Gelbart

Associate Producer Burt Metcalfe

Director Jackie Cooper