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All personnel are ordered to have a medical checkup. The enlisted men will be examined by the officers and the officers by themselves. In the mess tent Trapper checks throats and tonsils, while Hawkeye does hearts and lungs. Frank does the 'cough please' part of the exam. Klinger is in line with his bra unfastened and a cigar under each arm in hope of getting a psycho discharge. When no one is looking Trapper winces with a pain in his stomach. Hawkeye examines Hot Lips and asks if he gets a finder's fee if he finds her heart. She's in good condition, but a little fat. He advises her to stop grazing between meals. Meanwhile, Trapper absolutely refuses an examination, and finally confesses he's got an ulcer. Henry does an X-ray on Trapper and agrees. Trapper is going home. Henry and Radar toast his good luck while arranging for a farewell bash. Trapper's party is getting started when Radar arrives with a message from HQ: Trapper is to report to Tokyo General for treatment. They don't send anyone home with an ulcer anymore. After he's cured, Trapper will be sent to another unit, but Radar tells him that he has the option of staying at M*A*S*H for treatment. Of course, the 4077th gave him his ulcer. The party is in full swing when Trapper joins it. Hot Lips confesses she has a thing for him just before Trapper makes a speech, saying he's decided not to go and buys a round of milk for everyone.

Hawkeye Pierce Alan Alda

Trapper John Wayne Rogers

Henry Blake McLean Stevenson

Hot Lips Loretta Swit

Frank Burns Larry Linville

Radar Gary Burghoff

Klinger Jamie Farr

Igor Jeff Maxwell

Producers Gene Reynolds

Larry Gelbart

Associate Producer Burt Metcalfe

Director Don Weis