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EPISODE G-511

THE KIDS - by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum

Meg Cratty's orphanage is being bombed and she brings her children to the 4077th. She also tells them a pregnant mother about to deliver will arrive shortly. Meanwhile Frank Burns is showing off his Purple Heart. He earned it, he says, when he got a shell fragment in his eye during recent sniper fire. Hawkeye says the fragment was an egg shell and B.J. wants him to give it back. Radar and Klinger nursemaid the children. A small operator, Slicky, hits Frank up for a quarter, then flips him for double or nothing and walks off with fifty cents. Klinger is on guard duty when Sung Lee arrives. She's been wounded in the abdomen and is sinking fast. Her baby's heartbeat is rapid. A sudden avalanche of wounded arrives. Hawkeye tends to the wounded, while B.J. takes care of Sung Lee. He delivers a baby boy. The bullet that cut his mother's artery also nicked his bottom. Klinger is so happy he donates something from his wardrobe to the mother - a quilted bedjacket. aquamarine with sequins. Later, when Frank goes to look for his medal it's gone. He accuses Slicky. B.J. takes Frank to Post-Op and shows him the medal pinned to the baby boy. When Frank grumbles, B.J. offers to qualify him for a real Purple Heart.

CAST

Hawkeye Pierce Alan Alda

B.J. Hunnicut Mike Farrell

Col. Sherman Potter Harry Morgan

Hot Lips Loretta Swit

Frank Burns Larry Linville

Radar Gary Burghoff

Klinger Jamie Farr

GUEST CAST

Father Mulcahy William Christopher

Meg Cratty Ann Doran

Slicky Mitchell Sakamoto

Sung Lee Haunani Minn

 

Producers Gene Reynolds

Larry Gelbart

Associate Producer Burt Metcalfe

Director Alan Alda

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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