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Potter gets a letter telling him he's going to be a grandfather, only the baby is late. Mulcahy gets a letter from his sister the nun. Hot Lips gloms her package eagerly. It's a sheer black negligee. Hawkeye only got the "Crabapple Cove Courier" and reads B.J.'s letters from his wife and dog. Radar drops Frank's letter on his cot. It accidentally came open, he tells Hawkeye and B.J. Frank's wife wants a divorce. Klinger dressed in black tells Potter his two brothers have been killed in a boiler explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Company. Potter checks the records to find Klinger has no brothers. Frank tries to call home, but Potter is on the phone calling the hospital for news of his grandchild. Finally Frank calls home, as Hot Lips listens in the next office. He assures his wife that Major Houlihan is just an old army mule and through his tears begs her not to divorce him. When he hangs up, there is Hot Lips quoting some of the unflattering descriptions of her. Then she storms out. Potter learns he has a granddaughter. There are drinks for everyone in the Swamp. Klinger arrives dressed in the black negligee.

Hawkeye Pierce Alan Alda

B.J. Hunnicut Mike Farrell

Col. Sherman Potter Harry Morgan

Hot Lips Loretta Swit

Frank Burns Larry Linville

Radar Gary Burghoff

Klinger Jamie Farr

Father Mulcahy William Christopher

Producers Gene Reynolds

Larry Gelbart

Associate Producer Burt Metcalfe

Director George Tyne